April 2010
3 posts
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WatchEnable your son! Tell him he can grow up to be anything he wants. Including a single lady.
March 2010
8 posts
Somebody made an “It’s Pat”...
Things going on:
1) Bag is packed - ready to leave for Boston around 4 to see @msstefapie, @lars_fillmore, @sexualelf and @joshlikegermany. Bringing some Canadian Club and ginger ale - gonna celebrate a slightly tardy St. Patrick’s day with some good people. 2) Took my third Calc 2 test at noon; picked up the answer key at 2. Looks like my answers are right, though I think for one of them I didn’t do...
WatchEither a Taiwanese CGI news story, or a hoax by Adult Swim. I care not a whit - this is fantastic either way.
WatchVia www.movieclips.com. It is a good site, and thorough.
WatchWhoopi Goldberg dresses as a princess and talks about peeing her pants. Remarkably, it’s even more uncomfortable than the description would make you think. (H/T to Amelie Gillette and the fine people at the AV Club.)
February 2010
46 posts
In honor of tonight’s ceremonies.
Do Not Want of the Day: Alleged nude Snooki photo... →
It does, in fact, appear to be the Snookmeister. Nobody else is that orange all over.
Still NSFW, but just so you’re not “disappointed” tits and crotch are hidden behind hair and thigh, respectively.
thedailywhat:
NSFL, natch.
[huffpo.]
More Ebertian brilliance
“Valentine’s Day” is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.
http://bit.ly/9jjKZa
The iPad is the equivalent of your partner coming home and saying “It took all my savings, and it hurt like hell, but I finally got that tattoo you were talking about!” when in fact you don’t really care one way or the other about tattoos.
I just got off the phone with my grandmother Mimi. She’s settling in nicely in her new assisted-living apartment. She’s getting along with the other residents, and she plays bridge and Scrabble, both once a week.
She mentioned that she was very good at Scrabble because she was always a “voracious” reader, then added “Your Papa would never play a game with me because...
Megan C - I decided I don’t like this. CHANGE BAD. MEG CONFUSED. grunt.
Patrick B - LET’S THROW ROCKS AND CASHMERE TOILET PAPER AT IT
Jonathan G - ::throws rocks at … DAMMIT PAT I was gonna make a rock-throwing joke.
Patrick B - TOO SLOW MOTHERFUCKER
Megan C - boys, boys. Quit throwing things at each other. Anarchy is not becoming of an institution such as Google Buzz.
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Got a 100 on my first calc test.
::smacks Calc 2 in the ass:: YOU MY BITCH NOW.
Congratulations: you're a complete loser
From www.fmylife.com:
Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don’t even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
WatchFor those of you unlucky enough to have missed this the first time, Ze Frank’s Suppahbuh!
If Filmmakers Directed The Super Bowl →
Was gonna post this myself, and attribute it to Meg, since she’s the one who convinced me to watch it. But I’ll just hijiack/reblog this one instead.
austinkleon:
This is good fun. Via Kottke.
Cheryl/Carol from Archer shares her sexual fantasy...
“Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, yeah, he’s gonna give me mouth to mouth.
But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just, flirp, falls right onto your popped...
Mr. A
My college class in physics has been reminding me of my high school physics teacher, Mr. A. Specifically, I noticed how much better a teacher Mr. A was than the guy leading my college class. (Not that Professor B is really so bad. He just doesn’t communicate as clearly, and he certainly doesn’t have a sense of humor the way Mr. A does.) So I figured I’d drop him a line - say hi,...
Maybe I’m the last person to find this? I...
